Always
-check your cup for cockroaches before you pour hot chocolate into it
-close your passenger door when being pushed into traffic because battery is dead (note: hands and legs should also be inside the vehicle)
-make sure you bring an extra tire, peddle, screw, brakes and knife with you during any long bike ride
Never
-pull out a cork of a peanut bottle (old whiskey bottles) while it is facing towards you and a glass of cold water
-ride into ½ feet thick mud and expect to come out clean
-cook hamburgers over an ants nest
-believe what your 13 year old brother says about you ("Beth! I know why you are afraid of needles!", "why?", "cause one touches your head it and goes "BANG")
-wear a thin skirt while playing tennis with a wet, moldy court
-ride a bike in really baggy bellbottoms
Yes, I have done all the above. It will grow as I "mature", so keep a look out for a longer list. :)
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3 comments:
Wow it looks like you have done a lot of fun/silly stuff but some things you just never know until you try them.
Merry Christmas and Happy New Year
Lol, oh my dear sister. You never cease to amaze me! ;)
I got an old whiskey bottle for my peanuts :)
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